We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Uncanny Valley

by Little Boy Velvet

supported by
Mumpmander
Mumpmander thumbnail
Mumpmander Little Boy Velvet makes me feel things no other man has made me feel.
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Limited Edition "Trash King" Tape
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Feeling my childhood with this handmade cassette tape and packaging; includes four bonus tracks. Only 1 copy available.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Uncanny Valley via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

1.
the way you treat me so sweet and easy hold me so peacefully i’m like a kid again so many vibes so much confusion hold me so peacefully i’m like a kid again spend days and nights shift left and right hold me so peaceful let’s go ahead and die the way you see me so sweet and free, yeah so sweet, so sweet so sweet i’m tired of dying again and again and again and again and again i’m tired of dying again and again and again and again and again so sweet and free, yeah the way you treat me so sweet and easy hold me so peacefully i’m like a kid again through the day through the night through the days and through the nights hold me until it ends so many vibes so much confusion the way you treat me so sweet, so easy hold me peacefully the vibration’s no more confusion through the day through the night through the days and through the nights hold me until it ends
2.
Let Go 04:31
warm night sweat with humidity smells of some sort no longer there and i go on remembering Avril Lavigne’s Let Go running on repeat you’ve got the world at the tip of your finger so go ahead, go on through with it get me on over you’ve got the world at the tip of your finger so go ahead, go through with it, call me on over warm nights wet with humidity i go on remembering songs of some sort linger there Avril Lavigne, Let Go running on a loop and what way was i gone but the world’s already finished so go ahead through with it and call me on over baby you know i’d try anything to give you just a better day baby you know i’d drop anything to give you a better day look at you, Liz Taylor up on the wall; Boom!, Reflections in a Golden Eye fuck you Richard Burton for giving that queen her time you’ve got the world at the tip of your finger so go ahead, go through with it, call me on over warm nights wet with humidity i go on remembering songs of some sort linger there Avril Lavigne, Let Go running on a loop and what way was i gone but the world’s already finished so go ahead through with it and call me on over
3.
walking with you is such a lovely thing let’s leave the room for a while let’s go look at all the gorgeous things let’s leave the room for a while let’s go look at all the gorgeous things i saw trash piling up on the s-- did you give me anything to wonder i’m tired of the same things i don’t like surfing through the wires through the air it’s everywhere oh my fucking god why don’t we care and i’m boring here with my man it’s a chore how to stick with the man it’s a chore how to stick with the man it’s a chore how to stick with the man you, who are you who are you no longer know who you are, velvet boy you done got a hole in your yard and i’ll sing you a spell take you to hell, cuz... we’re no longer young no longer young Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley walking with you is such a lovely thing let’s leave the room for a while let’s go look at all the gorgeous things
4.
getting a buzz in the faded home run through the field of smashed pills that caked to the bottom of my feet distortion and fuzz screaming and pulling the shots for the white mochas for the ladies from the gated hill uptown bangs from the sky name that tune the fireworks again or tomorrow’s news Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley again taking you places that make us the heart Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley again taking you places that make us the heart of art score of Skyrim and MacGyver entered my dreams as they echo through the living room taken from the pages of a magazine on the lowest rung of the lowest of the suburbs in a city in a world that’s changing bangs from the sky name that tune the fireworks again or tomorrow’s news Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley again taking you places that make us the heart of art Jandek in the uncanny valley again taking you places that make us the heart of art i need sunshine eternal i need more time to waste waltz off the highest of clouds and fall into the abyss i need sunshine eternal i need more time to waste waltz off the highest of clouds a loneliness of rainbows bangs from the sky name that tune fireworks again or tomorrow’s news Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley again taking you places that make us the heart Jandek here i am in the uncanny valley again taking you places that make us the heart of art
5.
goodwill coffee mugs videocassettes at 50 cents a pop and goosebumps, werewolf of fever swamp anything i can do to shut this brain off spirit guide they try to fix me every time i’m calm now but my heart attack vibes try to chillax; ASMR two or three melotonin and i’m up on a throne in the sky in a diamond but i’m living my life baby, i’m living my life and this world is gonna put you down so much it will fucking hurt so much and you’ll wonder what you could ever do to make it okay because it’s a madness spirit guide they try to fix me every time i’m calm now but my heart attack vibes try to chillax; ASMR two or three melotonin and i’m up on a throne in the sky in a diamond but i’m living my life baby, i’m living my life a madness a madness a madness
6.
Cute af 02:11
man you’re cute as fuck i wanna be your candy you want sweetness is contagious and with you i got my mask off and i pray to you like my golden god off the roof of my mind we’re free, with you, i got my mask off with you you’re cute as fuck, you’re cute as fuck you’re cute as fuck, you’re cute as fuck you’re cute as fuck, you’re cute as fuck man you’re so cute as fuck man you’re so cute as fuck man you’re cute as fuck i wanna be the candy you want sweetness is contagious and with you i’ve got my mask off i’ll pray to you like my golden god on the roof of my mind with you i’ve got my mask off man you’re cute as fuck i wanna be the candy you want sweetness is contagious and with you i’ve got my mask off
7.
New Record 02:48
arrived forty minutes early knocked on the door between docks three and four told to walk around to the other side to the office; the dude with the glasses i strive for the optimism ultimate optimism knocked on all wood from Nasti to the PNW and i was old when i was young on the other side of a fraction not just a dude with a passion it’s the passion that’s let me go they offered me a full time position and to do this for however long even though i’d only been there for two hours, two hours, two two hours, two hours, two hours his name tag said Isaac they didn’t just call him Isaac and then Isaac told me to go to the other side back to the door between docks three and four between docks three and four i strive for the optimism ultimate optimism knocked on all wood from Nasti to the PNW and i was old when i was young on the other side of a fraction not just a dude with a passion they offered me a full time position and to do this for however long even though i’d only been there for two hours, two hours, two two hours, i lasted two hours new record, interview on Tuesday two hours, two goddam hours is a new record, probably do another next Tuesday lean into me my sweet thing i know that you’ve been sprinting for so long you don’t have to worry, you’ll get there you don’t have to worry, you’ll get there you’ll get there
8.
mother, mother evangelion she’s a ticking time bomb poisoned soil down to the bone and her heart can’t take no more mother evangelion she’s got so many songs poised to make a change mother evangelion she’s a ticking time bomb poisoned down to the bone so easy to be sad so easy to be so sad i’m sad so often anymore that i’m not even sure if i’m sad no more i’m sad so often anymore that i’m not even sure if i’m sad no more so easy
9.
i’m unphased at the conservative cafe i sit in by the fireplace, listen to what they say fucking hell... upper eastside, it’s like a giallo living in fear is for the weak stressed out from the clock living in fear is for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak.... unimpressed at the Sounders game sitting next to a dude with a man bun slipped me a pill, it’s backward, backward splitting me into my next loop for my rawr stressed out from the clock living in fear is for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak.... she don’t bring the check but she does keep shit in check balancing me on a moon beam sifting through the worst for the best currency unreal, upper eastside it’s like a giallo living in fear is for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak, for the weak for the weak.... stressed out from the clock running backwards fuck fuck fuck fuck stressed out from the clock it’s backward, backwards next loop for my few RYMers
10.
holy ghost people they speak in tongues of their own nobody on the other end oscar-calibar performance sad to the bone, they’re mad but they have lived sad to the bone, sad to the bone they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home you could be less sad, less mad you can be born again you could be less sad, less mad you can be born again we’re fucking stallions fucking hair fucking flowing we’ll cut ourselves from this belly of this belly of this belly of the whale holy ghost people down the alley upper westside walking from the other end sad to their bones they’re sad they never lived they’re sad that their god is dead they’re sad that they never lived they’re sad that their god is dead they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home you can be less sad you can be less mad you can be born again holy ghost people they speak in tongues of their own oscar-caliber we’re fucking stallions fucking hair fucking flowing we’ll cut ourselves from this belly of this belly of this belly of the whale hand onto the tracks with the cities of their own hand onto the tracks with the cities of their own they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home they could feel like they’re at home hand onto the tracks with the cities of their own hand onto the tracks with the cities of their own we’d rather drench in the penchant for feeling there they go, there they go they know more than you know there they go, blindness that’s a hefty price if they only they saw how beautiful they could be they’d be glad under twilight they could feel like they’re--- ---fucking stallions fucking hair fucking flowing we’ll cut ourselves from this belly of this belly of this belly of the whale
11.
i was sitting up in a tree considering the poetics of me falling i’ve been told that i like to self-sabotage that’s often, i do it often, look how inconsistent i can be but i’m trying, i’m seeing my doctor i’ve been writing just to feel safer cuz... everybody’s faces looking like they’re gonna be ripping off and underneath is a motherfucking robot or something, i don’t know anything to make sense of this shit just know that i’m okay i don’t have any shit to say but i do feel lots of things know that you’re okay even if it doesn’t feel like its okay everything’s gonna be okay i was so young to be thinking about to end the.. i was so young but i was thinking these things but i’m trying, i’m seeing my doctor i’ve been writing just to feel safer cuz... everybody’s faces looking like they’re gonna be ripping off and underneath is a motherfucking robot or something, i don’t know anything to make sense of this shit just know that i’m okay i don’t have any shit to say but i do feel lots of things know that you’re okay even if it doesn’t feel like its okay everything’s gonna be okay i want you to make sure that i’m okay that’s all i need from you, to be okay can you see through me do i look like i walked in from a different movie off-set i’m actually way on my shit to the point where i’m losing it... just know that i’m okay just know that i’m okay know that you’re okay even if it doesn’t feel like its okay everything’s gonna be okay
12.
three in the morning fuck the sun cup of espresso where have you been holy shit, i might actually want to live after all and i hope this has been the best life breath of vodka switch the mood you are rather peculiar but so am i persona with the hysteria but hey, that’s life four in the afternoon and i just woke up ice melting in the cup she put Elizabeth Taylor up cut from magazines, piece by piece rolling bankrolls of tape funneling through the tornado incoming like a bomb you’re rather peculiar, but so am i wistful hysteria, but hey that’s life what does that say about you what does that say about you there was a Van Gogh rainbow in the top right corner of the screen don’t you see, don’t you see it there was a Van Gogh rainbow in the top right corner of the screen don’t you see, don’t you see it
13.
The Tin Drum 03:54
rain on the sunroof becoming you your applause of thunder rolling through hungry for peace barely any dough to eat your applause of thunder fucking yeah, that’s pain in the heart melodramatic fool you’re not on your game need to loosen the screw rain on the sunroof becoming you your applause of thunder rolling through rain on the tin drum becoming used your makeup of wonder, baby rolling through... the Virginia Hills to the Great Lakes where Lake Superior so clear, wish I could take you there hungry for peace barely any dough to eat applause of thunder for the end, divine fuck yeah, divine fuck yeah, divine oh fuck yeah, divine hungry for peace rain on the sunroof becoming youth your applause of thunder, baby rolling through... the Virginia Hills to the Great Lakes where Lake Superior so clear, wish I could take you there hungry for peace barely any dough to eat applause of thunder for the end, divine hungry for peace barely any dough to eat applause of thunder for the end, divine

credits

released April 1, 2021

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Little Boy Velvet Cincinnati, Ohio

contact / help

Contact Little Boy Velvet

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

Little Boy Velvet recommends:

If you like Little Boy Velvet, you may also like: